What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 10:23

The Man with the Golden Gun
Live and Let Die
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
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-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
A View to a Kill
Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”
What is the best way to end a relationship with someone who has future plans with you?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.